bitches better reblog
Yeah, I wish my mom would have that kind of understanding towards me …
Why doesn’t this have more notes?
Who the hell didn’t reblog this
I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE KIDS IN THE BACK THOUGH
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE V. SIMILAR TO R’S VEST/WAISTCOAT/THING.
THE ONE ON THE LEFT WITH A RED HAT THAT ALSO LOOKS REALLY SIMILAR TO R’S
THAT KID IN THE MIDDLE WHO’S SO TINY HIS FLAGPOLE BUMPED INTO THE THING WHEN HE TRIED TO AVE IT HE’S SO TINY AND CAN’T WAVE A FLAG PROPERLY BUT HE’S DOING IT ANYWAY I WANT TO KEEP HIM
THE KID BEHIND GAVROCHE WITH THE HAT THAT’S OBVIOUSLY WAY TOO BIG FOR HIS HEAD
AND OF COURSE GAVROCHE HIMSELF LOOK AT HIM ALSO IT’S RAINING WHY IS THIS GIVING ME FEELINGS?
you know what this means, this means R gave his clothes to Gav and the boys. Just let that sink in… like a knife to the heart.
So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family.
Welcome, my friends, to my humble little corner of the Vinkus. You may call me Maggie. I am Ozian at heart with a bit of Underland in me, though my soul lies in the Scottish Highlands with my ancestors. I am completely and shamelessly obsessed and in love with both Adam Lambert and David Cook, a.k.a. my "Idol Babies" since they were both on American Idol, and they are my Future Hubbies, as well.
SHOUT OUT TO MAH MAIN HOMEGIRL UP IN JERSEY, TUMBLR USER ZIPPITYWHODAH, AKA JEN/BREE!! <3
I also suffer from a disease that the ancient Romans referred to as "cacoethes scribendi," or "an insatiable desire to write."
PS: I track my URL tag so if you wanna get my attention and don't feel like messaging me, feel free to just tag me, instead. :)
Alice in Wonderland 2010
Odd Thomas series
Twilight Saga (NO SHAME!!)
Once Upon a Time
RENT, both musical and movie
Repo! the Genetic Opera
The Devil's Carnival (TDC)
The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
Graceland (Aaron Tveit's show)
Disney in general
the Muppets (especially Kermit, Miss Piggy, Beaker, and Animal)
Anton Yelchin the Adorable Russian Puppy
Revolution, by Jennifer Donnelly
The novel Wicked is based on plus all three of its sequels
Team Starkid and their musicals
The cast and crew of my school's production of Urinetown (excluding myself, since I was on the crew but it was really a small part compared to those around me)
Big fan of just about any and every Hayao Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli film (favorites include Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Castle in the Sky, and Nausicaa, special love for Spirited Away since it was my first)
Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys (mainly through HeR Interactive's PC game series, and I also have a Clue Crew blog linked to on one of my Pages on that list there)
Broadway and musicals in general (especially when certain actors, etc. are/were involved somewhere along the lines)
Norbert Leo Butz
Anything involving Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, &/or Helena Bonham Carter
the Terrance Zdunich Fandom
the "OMG Terrance Zdunich and Darren Lynn Bousman
made and/or are going to make another movie together and there's gonna be singing again!" Fandom (See Repo! and TDC fandoms for examples)
Various other fandoms that pretty much everyone on tumblr is a member of by default whether they realize it or not even if they don't want to be but they are just because they're a member of the website (i.e; Superwholock, Avengers, John Green/TFiOS, etc.)
And, of course, the Universal, All-Encompassing, If-You're-Not-in-This-Fandom-You're-Either-Lying-Or-Breaking-The-Most-Important-Rule-In-the-Entire-Universe Fandom that is Harry Potter.
I AM MY YOUNGER BROTHER'S ONE-WOMAN FANDOM, BECAUSE IF ANYBODY IN MY LIFE DESERVES THEIR OWN FANDOM, IT'S HIM, HE GOES THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT AND NEVER GIVES HIMSELF ENOUGH CREDIT HE LITERALLY REFERS TO HIMSELF AS AN IDIOT OUT LOUD AND CALLS HIMSELF STUPID, SO SHOUT OUT TO MY LITTLE BRO FROM THE ONE-WOMAN FANDOM THAT IS BIG SIS.
Also, I am the self-proclaimed founder, president, vice-president, CEO, secretary, treasurer, etc. of a fan-club that doubles as a fandom for my friend Macie, who once wrote three whole pages on the science of how wormholes work just because she got bored and is already specializing in engineering even though we don't graduate from high school until next year, and I swear to God, she will invent the world's first real-life time machine and use it to go back to Nazi Germany, then she'll build a cloning machine and use that to make copies of Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter for herself so she can keep them. Hell, she might not even bother with Johnny or Helena, she might just clone Tim and leave it at that. She's already taking specialized classes centered on what she wants to get a degree in, plus she helped build and race a solar car all around the world last summer, AND she's a crazy-awesome artist who once drew an insanely accurate picture of Jack Skellington and then mailed it to Tim Burton asking to get it autographed, AND she makes jewelry and bowls and shit out of old vinyl records AND she has a halfway functional soda machine in her bedroom, and I'm here sitting on my ass all day scrolling down my dashboard looking at pictures of Dean and Castiel having eye sex and laughing at Tom HIddleston going "LOKI'D!" and psychologically analyzing the meaning behind every single time one of the Avenger so much as blinks and getting emotional over characters in fandoms that I'm not even a part of and I COULD be trying to make some progress on this book I want to have published one day, but no, instead I sit here and play Make John Green Find the Thing, like why do any of you people even follow me, for reals! My best post so far hasn't even been on this blog, it was on my Nancy Drew Clue Crew blog when I re-wrote the song Royals by Lorde to fit the ND games and then I re-named it Sleuths, THAT was the post that, still, to this day, has more notes than anything else I've ever posted on any of my blogs, I don't make very original or awesome or funny posts I haven't achieved tumblr fame yet, not even through a "no this is not how i want to be remembered" post why do any of you follow me? Go follow Macie instea--Oh, wait, that's right, she doesn't have a tumblr, otherwise she wouldn't have achieved such a high level of badassery. Seriously, though, why do any of you waste your time with me, I'm not that interesting, I swear.